TORTEVAL IRISH WOLFHOUNDS

We've produced a Smilebox slide-show of the standard to show how we think a wolfhound should (and in some case, should not!) look and for those of you who, like us, know that your wolfhound just doesn't stack up, we've taken the liberty of doing a little re-writing.

Our version includes some points that definitely don't appear in the original, but which we respectfully suggest the Kennel Club may wish to consider for inclusion when next they review the standard.

THE IRISH WOLFHOUND EXHIBITOR STANDARD

General characteristics The typical Irish wolfhound exhibitor is an energetic, far-sighted creature with courage and perseverance and a natural antipathy for losing. He should be neither clumsy nor awkward, as a certain amount of speed and agility is essential. He is usually found in packs at dog shows.

Head The width between the ears varies with wins and losses. Covered by a top knot or short hair, either wavy or curly, may be thinning on top or bald.

Nose A pinkish tinge during summer months should not be penalized in a otherwise first class specimen.

Ears In proportion to the head. Ability to listen while in the company of older and wiser exhibitors is greatly to be desired.

Mouth Large enough to put a foot in.

Body Short coupled, usually plump and well padded in the hindquarters. Flabbiness to be penalized. Extra size is no disadvantage, provided it does not interfere with freedom of action.

Shoulders Never drooping. Broad enough for slapping or crying on.

Back Strong and muscular, caused by carrying crates, grooming supplies, tents, chairs, umbrellas, etc.

Chest Plenty of heart room.

Forearms Flexible and well muscled, caused by lifting crates, putting up tents, and much hand-stripping of coats.

Hands May be reddish in colour from being wrung over losses and applauding others' wins. A working specimen will have short, chewed nails.

Legs and feet Very muscular and flexible. Endurance is of great importance.

Colour Immaterial. However, green colour denotes envy and red denotes rage and is a disqualification.

Temperament Aloof and dignified, calm when working. A cheerful, spirited and tractable disposition when in the company of the pack. Shyness among strangers is not considered a fault, but rumour mongering or viciousness in any degree is a disqualification.

Faults Over-grooming, tardiness in arriving for class, bad sportsmanship, back biting.